Harry: “Louis can I give you a blowjob?”
Louis: “I’d love for you to, just wait”
Come To Me a.k.a the new Larry secret sentence
“We’d like to thank Modest…”
His expression though lmao
i’m going to pretend that harry’s not rubbing against louis and it will hurt less.
but i feel like he does it somehow help)
"I like the mornings. I like butterflies, they're pretty. I like the little sprinkles on cupcakes too, they make me happy. Life is just really good. I'm in love with Louis Tomlinson. Louis calls me Hazza, or Haz in the morning when he's still too sleepy and languid to get that last syllable out. He's really perfect and I love him. Maybe even more than my mummy."
"lolz i slept with 4 girls last night maybe 5 idk what my life is i just like bitches and getting paid $$ lolz"
"I can't cook. I've tried to cook before, but I just can't seem to get the hang of it. I don't think I can even remember how to whisk, even though I'm positive Harold showed me how not too long ago. Oh yeah, Harry. I guess I just love him with all my heart but I'm scared. It's okay to be scared right? Harry told me it is. Sorry, Harry's back there making a funny face heh."
"um i love my gf HAEY stOP WHat yOU'RE DOIGN look I have a GIRLFRINED we're in luv i have HD pix to prOVE IT aLLLL TO YOU. ew and dn't start rumorz about me being gay wTF it's ruining my life ur all gross GtFOz"